Cat Massage vs. Cat Spanking
Posted by matt on Aug 20, 2009 in Web Videos |
Things get even weirder after the jump.
“I’m sorry, Champ, I don’t think I heard you correctly, you want me to do what?”
“Champ, I’m not sure I’d feel comfortable doing that.”
“Come on, why can’t we just enjoy a nice gentle cat massage like we always do?”
“Champ, come on, you know I’m not into that sort of thing. You’re my macho cat. I need you to be my macho cat.”
“I’ll tell you what, how about I just pet your rump a little.”
“Champion! Where did you get those little red paddles!?”
“You’re scaring me!”
“No Champion! I won’t do it…I just won’t.”
[sobbing] “Who’s the best cat in the United States…”
“Wait, Champ! Where are you going?”
“Champion, you come back here right this minute.”
“Champion!!!”
[more crying]
