Steven Seagal vs. The Streetz
Posted by matt on Aug 25, 2009 in Uncategorized |
Holy shit this is going to be my new favorite show.
10 Reasons why I know Steven Seagal is, and will continue to be, an excellent cop:
1. He doesn’t tolerate political corruption.
2. He’s versatile.
3. He’s god.
4. He tells cool stories.
5. His meanmug.
6. He talks like he’s from the streetz.
7. He’s not going to tase you. Calm down.
8. He’ll take one for the team.
9. “His handshake is his bond”.
10. He reportedly demanded $200,000 per episode to star in this totally real “reality” show where everything is real.
This is not a joke.
