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Poochinski or The Greatest Show Never Made

Poochinski was a failed NBC pilot from 1990 starring Peter Boyle as a talking bulldog. But not just any talking bulldog:
The talking bulldog at a policeman’s feet turns out to be his late partner.
This is what is known in the business as a SURE THING. This is definitely going in the top of my hey-look-I-just-found-an-actual-working-time-machine [...]

The True Meaning of a Terrible Mistake

Yes, this is a photo of Michael Cera eating pizza next to Jersey Shore’s JWoWW.

Fist V. Face (A Landmark Decision on Gender Equality)

So apparently MTV has decided not to air the already heavily promoted clip of Snooki from their new hit series Jersey Shore being hit in the face by some gym teacher from Queens.
According to network execs, this decision was made after a video clip of the incident went viral online. Here is their written statement:
“What happened [...]

Awkward Stock Photography: A Revolving Exhibit

Recently, we’ve decided to become patrons of the arts.
More specifically, patrons of some of our most under-appreciated and arguably talented photographers working today. Without these valuable artisans, the gears of our advertising, website design, and multimedia production industries would grind to a horrible, horrendous halt. These skilled craftsmen, toiling for meager pay and even less [...]